Once you move past the cart full of awesomeness and enter the terrifying dox forms of checkout, here's how to proceed, totally anon.

SKIP EXPRESS CHECKOUT BUTTONS

EMAIL ADDRESS OR PHONE: 
Do make sure your email address is correct and accessible. You can use any anon burner account or alias email for this.

SHIPPING NAME + ADDRESS - the thorniest part:
The easiest option is to use a service called Bounce. You sign up to get a package once or choose a monthly plan, then choose where to receive your package at over 1000+ locations all over the world.

Find a location that works for you, opens in a new window: https://usebounce.com/packages

Anyone can pick up your bounce package, all they need to show is the package check-in notification email from Bounce - ID is NOT required.

If there's not a Bounce that works for you, depending on your location, you can:
- send to a friend's home or business address that is ok with you using it
- receive US Mail at a post office of your choosing using "general delivery" (requires ID)
- sign up for a mailbox that can receive your packages all the time. In the US, you will need to use your real name for this mailbox EXCEPT in cases where a business name is used. In this case, you can create an LLC for just yourself in any state and use the LLC business name as the ship-to name. Some states that have anonymous LLCs are Wyoming, New Mexico, and Delaware, though you can use an LLC from any state to set up a mailbox. This is a pain, yes - but if you really want to be anon and have solid ongoing privacy, this is the way.

PAYMENT:
Payment with gift cards, crypto, privacy.com cards or visa/mc pre-paid cards requires NO name or address verification!

To pay with crypto, hit the radio button for Coinbase Commerce.
You can pay with Metamask or any other wallet - you DO NOT need a coinbase account! Pay directly with any of the following (alphabetical order):
Apecoin
Bitcoin
Bitcoin Cash
Dai
Dogecoin
Ethereum (duh)
Litecoin
Shiba Inu
Tether
USDCoin
Matic
USD Coin on Polygon
Wrapped Ether on Polygon (hello opensea leftovers!)

For Privacy.com or other pre-paid Visa/MC cards, just fill out the credit card area as you usually would. 

BILLING ADDRESS:

If you pay with a gift card, crypto, Privacy.com cards or pre-paid Visa/MC cards as payment, you can put ANY name and address for the billing section. There is NO verification, and while fields are required to have info in them, the contents are not important. You can make this the same or different from the shipping address.

That's it - you truly can shop anon, and not give any personal or private info!

HAPPY SHOPPING, ANON